by Lauren Oliver | Jun 2, 2025 | its getting bonkers, its getting bonkers latest, Latest
Good morning, Mr magpie, how’s your wife *insert salute* Magpies aren’t just birds. They are some of the most intelligent birds in the animal kingdom. But behind their glossy feathers and sharp eyes lies a murkier reputation. They are frequently tangled in...
by Lauren Oliver | Jun 1, 2025 | its getting bonkers, its getting bonkers latest, Latest, latest homep
You have already read this… Or have you? It happens suddenly. Unexpectedly. One minute your walking with your friend having a normal conversation and, BAM, you freeze suddenly, staring into the distance like a character on a soap opera, confused. “I swear...
by Lauren Oliver | May 29, 2025 | latest homep, quite weird, quite weird latest
Humans crave things, thats normal, but is the reason why orchestrated by something bigger? You bite into a crisp chip. One becomes ten. Ten becomes finishing a can of Pringles without realising, until your hand hits the bottom of the tin. You weren’t even hungry. What...
by Lauren Oliver | May 28, 2025 | quite weird, quite weird latest
Let’s start with a simple question: when was the last time you ate something that claimed to be “chocolate”, a cereal, a protein bar, maybe a frothy milkshake and thought: oh, this tastes… off? That’s not your imagination. That’s not nostalgia for childhood...
by Lauren Oliver | May 28, 2025 | autobiography, batshit crazy, batshit crazy latest, Latest
Hello there. I’m the Sandman. Yes, that Sandman, the one responsible for making sure you fall asleep at night and don’t spend eleven hours trying to build a secret blanket fort under your duvet. (By the way, I see what you’re doing under there with...
