by Lauren Oliver | May 28, 2025 | autobiography, batshit crazy, batshit crazy latest, Latest
Hello there. I’m the Sandman. Yes, that Sandman, the one responsible for making sure you fall asleep at night and don’t spend eleven hours trying to build a secret blanket fort under your duvet. (By the way, I see what you’re doing under there with...
by Lauren Oliver | May 26, 2025 | autobiography, batshit crazy, batshit crazy latest
Most folks think I just showed up one day, fully grown, shaggy, and stomping through the mist. Truth is, I was born like anyone else, though the details are a little fuzzy. My mother says I came howling into the world under a blood moon, somewhere deep in the Cascade...
by Lauren Oliver | May 24, 2025 | autobiography, batshit crazy
I’ve been called worse to be honest. A hoax, a shadow, a floating log. But long before grainy photographs and sonar blips, I peacefully swam these waters under a sky forgotten by time. I wasn’t always a legend. I was just a wee Scottish sea creature hatchling in a...
